Browncrown

A royal crown made of dried up human feces.

Are you going to don your browncrown for the royal ball this evening your majesty?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Browntown Showdown

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

browntown

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").

We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011

Brownstown

The most Gangersterest part of PA, besides Philly, and is home to The PA Gang Bang. Also know as B-Town by many locals and non-locals. Aside from the Corn everything there is dangerous or deadly. The Amish people in the area are very violoent towards the non-Amish, especially the ones who take there pictures, they also make voodoo dolls for the ones they hate and set them on fire. The second most deadly thing in Brownstown is the manure, it is soo pungent that one wift can knock you out, or make you want to run for the foot hills. The Most Dangerous part of Brownstown is the Turkey Hill, where the PA Gang Bang hangs out and if your there at the wrong time you could end up in a fight or they could shoot you with their AK 47s. When the PA Gang Bang isn't at the Turkey Hill, they're on top of some of Brownstowns' biggest hill rolling rocks down at cars and throwing rock at little school girls/ang or shooting them with water guns. There have been 2 solved murders there, one with the local waitress killing her boyfriend and one with a man killing his whole family with a Hammer.

Sam:Hey im having a party at my house wanna come
Nina:Oh where do you live?
Sam: Brownstown its only a few minutes from Lancaster
Nina: hell no. I'm going there; I don't wanna die

by JV T. Dot December 11, 2008

Browntown

A nickname for a city in Canada known as Brampton which is funny enough... Full of brown people.

Hey man have you ever been to Browntown? It's full of brown people!

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 10, 2018

The brown crown

This where you spiral dump on someone's head.

She pissed me off so, I gave her the brown crown.

by Big cope October 5, 2017