Vulch5's definitions

Doc Holliday

When a man takes his spouse on a train ride, ties her up and gags her, and kicks her off the train into a field of angry buffalo while firing a pair of six shooters into the air.

I totally gave that bitch the ol' Doc Holliday. I just wish I was there to see that trampled skank after the buffalo were finished with her.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Poochpunter

When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.

Yeah, call me a poochpunter. But fuck you and your asshole dog.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Browncrown

A royal crown made of dried up human feces.

Are you going to don your browncrown for the royal ball this evening your majesty?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Brownhouse

A White House occupied by Donald Trump.

Person 1: Man, what the fuck is that smell?

Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Desksheep

Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)

Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Vulchergolfer

A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.

I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015