Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.
It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.
Grave robber.
A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.
Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.
The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.
The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.
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The act of scavenging crumbs off the floor of a Hilton Hotel lounge because you couldnt afford breakfast.
Ever heard of a complimentory breakfast Paris? Fucking skank bitch.
Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.
The act of raping a Persian princess in the anus and punching her tiger in the face.
Fuck you Raja. # aladdining
An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?
The act of assfucking a dingleberry infested Bengal Tiger in a cornfield after it eats a family of Indian farmers.
The Indian family probably deserved it, but that tiger needed a good bengaling.
