Brownhouse

A White House occupied by Donald Trump.

Person 1: Man, what the fuck is that smell?

Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015

Victoria

A victorious excretion of diarrhea, usually resulting in extreme relief and comfort.

God I love Victoria.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015

Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015

Vulchergolfer

A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.

I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015

Canniboliceman

A police officer caught eating bacon at the local diner before his shift.

Is that pig eating another pig? What a fucking canniboliceman.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015

Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.

She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015

Clam baking

Smoking weed out of a hot, moist vagina.

Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015