Broventine

Two straight guys hanging out on Valentines Day because neither of the have female valentines.

Guy1: Hey man, i dont have a valentine this year. wanna be broventines?

Guy2: As gay as that sounds, sure.

by Erre Dmiam February 20, 2012

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

Broventure

An adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends ("Bros") that involes masculine activities. An event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. Closely related to "Stumpjump" and "Brocation"

Examples of acceptable activities on Broventures:
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ

by Savy January 9, 2008

Broentine

Like a Valentine, but with your bro.

Will you be me broentine?

by Poiuytas January 25, 2013

brovertone

1. Bro + Overtone
2. A rare fish found in the Great Barrier Reef
3. A small weasel-like rodent, often rabid
4. A foreign delicacy, often used as an hors d'oeuvre.
5. A relic often found in ancient Egyptian pyramids.
6. A member of said a cappella group at Dartmouth College

1. "Hey, look at that chill dude, he's making some sort of sweet music."
"Yeah man, he's making Brovertones."
2. "Hey, while we're in Australia, we should definitely go fishing for some Brovertones"
3. "The wild Brovertone is a rare sight, but don't let it get too close - it bites."
4. "Do you have any Brovertones at the party?"
5. "Wow, look at this Brovertone Indiana Jones found - it's huge!"
6. "Let's go see the Brovertones - they're awesome!"

by DartmouthRevealed February 15, 2009

brovention

Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.

Dude she totally ditched us! Owell everyone pile in the truck we're havin' a brovention

by lawofbroski February 18, 2011

brovaltine

a form of beer enjoyed by the bro community. usually bud light, natty light or coors light. consumption of which will instantly give you confidence and friends and the bro shits the morning after along with some embarrassing stories. chicks will be molested by you...........buttfinger

dude 1: man i was at this party last night drinking with some bros.

dude 2: were they serving brovaltine

dude 1: fuck yeah man NATTY LIGHT ALL THE WAY! I AM STEAMING!! WHOOOOOOO

by john assgrowler April 23, 2008