Broentine

Like a Valentine, but with your bro.

Will you be me broentine?

by Poiuytas January 25, 2013

Brentney

Intelligence for starters. She's not just smart, she's gorgeous and very outgoing. When she's around everyone will have a great time. People envy her. She's also a very hard worker and works for everything she has or wants.

Id love to be like Brentney with all her glory.

by GisforGorgeous December 20, 2016

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

Brienting

Verb. The action of using pure brute force to cause suffocation to a member of the opposite sex during sexual intercourse; often pertaining to the male sexual organ blocking entrance way for oxygen to the female during oral sex.

He was accidentally brienting her and did not realize it

by S13YL March 16, 2009

brentney jo's ass

A classy lady that knows how to back it up.

Man, that girl is dressed fine, but look at her on the dance floor. She got a Brentney Jo's ass.

by Lucascey November 2, 2013

Yellow Bentines

An illegal street drug which is available in the UK and is usually sold by a 'boz boz'. Yellow Bentines are usually sold for £30 a smack but have side effects, such as the taker going on a bad 'crack handle'.

Sometimes known as Klarky Caps

Are you a boz boz? Do you have any Yellow Bentines? I'll give you £20 for a Clarky Cap. I don't want my hand to feel like a week in a lead balloon. My friend got a bad crack handle, ended up on a negative blooty and had jessop jessop jessop.

by Les Battersby March 12, 2005

Brentin

Generally handsom, well polished and has a good sense for friends. A true Brentin is a rare species as one needs to be sweet and savory if they are to live up to the title.

Guy 1: Damn you see that dude with all those people?!
Guy 2: Yeah that must be a Brentin!
Guy 1: True... looks like one too.

by Mr. Godet July 25, 2018