brovaltine

a form of beer enjoyed by the bro community. usually bud light, natty light or coors light. consumption of which will instantly give you confidence and friends and the bro shits the morning after along with some embarrassing stories. chicks will be molested by you...........buttfinger

dude 1: man i was at this party last night drinking with some bros.

dude 2: were they serving brovaltine

dude 1: fuck yeah man NATTY LIGHT ALL THE WAY! I AM STEAMING!! WHOOOOOOO

brovaltine by john assgrowler April 23, 2008

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Broventine

Two straight guys hanging out on Valentines Day because neither of the have female valentines.

Guy1: Hey man, i dont have a valentine this year. wanna be broventines?

Guy2: As gay as that sounds, sure.

Broventine by Erre Dmiam February 20, 2012

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brovaltine • brovalone • Broventine

brovalone

a bros favorite kind of cheese

bro1- yo bro want a panini

bro2- hell yell broski
bro1- what kind of cheese u want brochacho
bro2- how bout some brovalone broham
bro1- totes!

brovalone by yoyoninja September 8, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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