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Broventure

An adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends ("Bros") that involes masculine activities. An event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. Closely related to "Stumpjump" and "Brocation"
Examples of acceptable activities on Broventures:
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ
by Savy January 9, 2008
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Barventure

An adventure that takes place in or around a bar or something equivalent, such as: clubs, cocktail lounges, etc.
Guy #1 - Hey man, what did you get into last night?

Guy #2 - Went out on a barventure, I was feeling a bit barventurous.

Guy #1 - NICE. Hit'n the bars, huh.

Guy #2 - Yep. I ended up losing my pants...
by Danozzzzzz December 13, 2010
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Broventine

Two straight guys hanging out on Valentines Day because neither of the have female valentines.
Guy1: Hey man, i dont have a valentine this year. wanna be broventines?

Guy2: As gay as that sounds, sure.
by Erre Dmiam February 20, 2012
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Broketured

When an object is both broke and fractured.
My man's leg was Broketured after that hit.
by Riley gravy April 4, 2022
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broverturned vehicle

An overturned vehicle, usually a bro truck, whose unnecessary lift caused the center of gravity to be raised to a point wherein it contributed to the overturning of the vehicle. The overturn is usually initialized by poor bro driving, excessive speeds on a standard turns, or impact of another bro truck.
"I was late to work because there was broverturned vehicle blocking traffic at the intersection."
by bycrom February 7, 2009
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broverturned vehicle

A vehicle that was overturned as a result of a collision with a bro truck.
"A family of three died in their broverturned vehicle after they got hit by a speeding bro truck."
by bycrom February 7, 2009
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BuVenture

Verb: To have adventures of the butt. Could be anal beads, gerbils or a foot.
My girlfriend and I had BuVentures last night!
by UmPanic26 June 4, 2011
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