Brodingle 

A shitty friend that clings to you.

This kid is a proper brodingle.

Brodingle by Knote July 29, 2015

brojangles 

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"

brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023

Brodine

An event similar to a "Brodown" in which the primary objective is to ingest large quantities of food. A Brodine may take place in a public venue, or in the comfort of a Bro's home.

In 2010, the Brodine became a mainstream phenomenon with the popularization of "Epic Meal Time".

Hell yeah, man. It'll be a Brodine.

Brodine by xXLikewolvesXx March 10, 2011

bojingle 

When someone is so fat when they stop walking it takes longer for their stomach and ass to catch up, the equivalent of the 20th ripple after throwing a rock in a pond.

Damn look at the bojingle in that chicks ass.

bojingle by noname14 January 23, 2014

Brodiddler 

A girl that has had sex with you and your friends and/or brother.

That skank is a total brodiddler, she's into some brodiddlin' bro.

Brodiddler by bret. August 14, 2008

Brodigger 

When one guy invites another guy on a date with his girlfriend in the sole purpose of getting a ride or getting the date paid for by the other guy.

Rory is such a brodigger when he invited me and his girlfriend and made me pay for the date.

Brodigger by Whiteout989 September 20, 2009

Brommingled Fund 

A Fund which consists of the pooled assets of several bros. A Brommingled Fund invests most of its assets in developing markets (i.e. Bromania, The Chick Republic, and Buttswana).

Tanner: Dude, our Brommingled Fund is down circa 10% this month!
Chad: Bro, you can't panic every time there is a correction in the Gangbangladesh market!

Brommingled Fund by Do the Stammy Leg October 2, 2016