Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

Monkey Furr

Slang for hydroponic marijuana.

Hey bro, lets toke up on some of that magical monkey furr...braaaaaaaaahahaah!!!

by bret. August 14, 2008

Moked Out

Completely fucked up on some sort of illegal substance.

I was so moked out last night bro; that i totally puked in my britches dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

Skrudd

Shaggy headed emo enthusiasts. (See; emo haircut)

The Deathcab for Cutie concert was infested with greasy skrudds.

by bret. August 14, 2008

Brodiddler

A girl that has had sex with you and your friends and/or brother.

That skank is a total brodiddler, she's into some brodiddlin' bro.

by bret. August 14, 2008