ripple

A slang term for cheap or low-quality alcohol, usually wine. Has a negative connotation.

There was a wine called Ripple in the 70s/80s that was sold in a green bottle. This was where the term originated, but it is no longer only used to describe Ripple brand wine. People who use the slang term "ripple" are probably old enough to remember the origin of the word, and are making a cultural reference.
"Just like you can tell the difference between expensive and cheap chocolates, you can tell if you're drinking a good wine or ripple."

Wife: Where did that bottle of wine go?
Husband: I tried some and it was awful. I dumped it down the drain.
Wife: Oh well, it was just ripple anyway.
Husband: Yeah, it was on sale at the supermarket.
by noworriez July 03, 2012
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a ripple is a disturbance to the air resulting from a fart. typically sinusoidal in form, ripples vary in frequency and periodicity in accordance with the velocity and #stinkprofile of a given assblast. on rare occasion, a ripple may double back on itself, taking the form of a parametric curve. in this case, the vibrating farticules may produce intensities of stink that are frankly immeasurable.

while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by maimonides, and subsequently by leonardo davinci, it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.
todd: doth you smell-witness a stink in this chambre?
barry: doth i.
todd: where art the blastmeter?
barry: blast it open.
todd: i just shit my drawers. i can feelst the ripple.
by trilliam turdsworth August 15, 2023
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best person to ever exist and will become a god at 10
alex: iam a ripple
by djhf January 12, 2016
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When a girl wears a tight shirt and has large breasts, the fabric between them ripples.
by postman Pat September 25, 2006
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damn that film was ripple
by martin March 01, 2005
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A surprise due to a lack there of.
Man... My paycheck got a deep ripple in it.
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
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A rippling occurs when a young lady is being serviced doggie style with wild abandon - the rhythmic pounding on her sweet, lush posterior sends ripples up her torso. These ripples terminate their journey in her face, producing a characteristic, cheek waddling expression of joy and fear - the rippling.
shit, i would give that redhead in accounting the rippling of her young life.....
by cdeluxe May 07, 2004
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