Brochut 

a tall elongated female with compulsive desire to ejaculate

omg you just brochut-ed all over me

Brochut by jasonhatch123456789 April 30, 2011

Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014

la brochita 

When you tickle a chicks clit with the head of your cock.

La brochita, AKA The brush. Le pasé la brochíta. I gave her the brush, she want the brush.

la brochita by Fernando de la Broach January 29, 2017

brochet

Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.

brochet by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010

brochitis  

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

Brochunga 

The status of being super fucking high.

Dude i was so fucking brochunga last night it made me think the walls were melting

Brochunga by james.w March 3, 2009

Brochet

To crochet with the boys

Me, Tyler and Chad were brocheting

Brochet by DanThesquirrelmuncher October 24, 2020