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la brochita 

When you tickle a chicks clit with the head of your cock.
La brochita, AKA The brush. Le pasé la brochíta. I gave her the brush, she want the brush.
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brochitis  

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.
Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.
brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008
A close friend or person, especially one that is very bold.
“Hey, want to go bowling this weekend?”
“Sounds good brocito!”
brocito by Anyesimo Obesimo May 22, 2019
Got a pack of my brohitos to cover me up
Brohito by Pepperbell June 24, 2017

brochitis 

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.
Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis
brochitis by abags March 20, 2011
bro of all bros, highest level size mover, freshest research on the street
I hit up my brohito when I need to slug units.
brohito by sizemover February 6, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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