Brocensus

- When 3 or more of your bros/buddies/friends agree on a specific dilemma or conundrum.

I am not sure man, we need to have a brocensus and figure that shit out.

by alcoholicsementhrower11 February 25, 2011

brosensual

Consensual frat bro sex.

It wasn't bro-rape! It was totally brosensual.

by Mitch Tyler October 16, 2010

brocess

To process in a bro-like manner.

Dude I had to brocess my girlfriend's 'serious talk' by drinking 10 Jager Bombs.

by EnglishCriminal January 17, 2014

Brocephus

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.

dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!

by Estupz August 26, 2009

brocephus

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.

(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?

by CEODutch January 13, 2009

brocephus

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015