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brocephus 

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.
(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?
brocephus by CEODutch January 13, 2009

brocephus 

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."
brocephus by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Brocephus 

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.
When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."
Brocephus by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

Brocephus 

Song by Lil Few feat. RobTheProb and Lukie B.
Person A: Yo, have you heard Brocephus yet?
Person B: Yeah bro it's heat 🔥
Brocephus by Catanz May 20, 2021

brocephus 

The face one makes when a shot ass foo is stuck AF, winding down from being on a sick one, chasing a nut for 3 days. Foo's face would look waxy, artificial, emitting a mostly eerie-comical vibe, homeboy resembling one of those jabby mouth puppets, aesthetically honoring the likes of Charlie McCarthy or Bocephus.
Bro A: "I went to go check on Homeboy to see if he was down to mob, but I when I walked in I see mothafuckin Brocephus straight posted"
Bro B: "DAWG fr!! Foo's burnt AF - Shot back - Smoked out the game"
brocephus by cronjuss June 25, 2024

Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.
Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.
Brocepholosophus by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011