When bros don’t use protection for sex.
“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”
Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)
dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"
A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.
“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”
Buy a
bro in the dark
mug!
Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.
bro1:"Were having a
Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"
Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
The local bar all the bros hang out at.
“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”
The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.
“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about
Converge.”
