brocess

To process in a bro-like manner.

Dude I had to brocess my girlfriend's 'serious talk' by drinking 10 Jager Bombs.

by EnglishCriminal January 17, 2014

Brofessor

A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.

After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.

by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.

Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.

by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016

Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.

Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.

by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017