Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
by Estupz March 24, 2017
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Brocephus

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.
dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!
by Estupz August 26, 2009
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