Bridgewatered

Past tense. When someone offers you an unrealistically low amount of money for something you’re selling. A combination of being lowballed and jewed.

Guy1: Can you believe this nigga offered me tree fiddy when I was askin twelve hunnid firm?!

Guy2: That nigga Bridgewatered you for sure.

Bridgewatered by CrimsonGrimoire April 23, 2020

Bridgewatering 

When You Finger A Girl And You Let Your Homie Smell Your Finger(s).

Dude 1: Yo Dawg I Just Finished Bridgewatering This Girl.

Dude 2: No Way! Let Me Smell Your Fingers!!

Bridgewatering by ProfessorXdawg May 14, 2015

Bridgewater, NJ 

A pretty boring town in Somerset County. Their school district refuses to close unless snow reaches the student's neck. This is despite the fact that the High School kids have to walk outside because they decided to put a California styled school in the middle of New Jersey. Way to go! Still, it's a nice area and most are pretty lucky to live there.

Manville Student: No School today!
BRHS Student: You're lucky you don't live in the Bridgewater, NJ district
Manville Student: Hahaha

Bridgewater, NJ by Resident of February 23, 2008

Bridgewater Briefcase

An alternative name for a cask of wine, named after Bridgewater in Tasmania where a large proportion of the population are unemployed and spend their days drinking cheap alcohol, taking drugs and stealing cars.

Dazza was quite the man when he strutted down the street on dole day with his Bridgewater Briefcase and carton of Winnie Blues

Bridgewater Briefcase by eyemhere November 3, 2009

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia 

Bridgewater, also known as B-Dubb (which originates from the first letters of the words Bridge and Water, B W, which was eventually shortened to simply B-Dubb) is a town on the South Shore of Nova Scotia with a current population of about 7600. The town's main industry is a Michelin tire plant. If this closes, we're fucked. It also has a huge population of bullies and wiggers, as well as a completely ineffective school system. Basically, it is a shit hole of the first order. However, there is an up and coming music scene in the area, as well as a movie theater, which was built in 2004. Many new and innovative businesses are also moving into the area, some of which survive and others do not.
Bridgewater is routinely made fum of by people living in Halifax, and, in turn, residents of Bridgewater make fun of those living in Liverpool. So it could be said that shit runs down the shore.

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia area resident: Let's bang
Haligonian: Eww, no! You're from Bridgewater!

(This is based on a real conversation which happened over msn)

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia by Espak May 19, 2008

Bridgewater-Raritan High School 

BRHS is a large high school of well over 2,000 students located on 600 Garretson Road, Bridgewater, New Jersey. The school is known for many things, other than the student's athletic, extra-curricular, and academic achievements:

1. A largely homogenized group of students. Other than a few outliers, most students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect.

3. Whores. Many of them. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic educational institutions in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures

3. A completely ridiculous arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten separate buildings, mostly according to subject, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts.

4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies.

5. Kids that opt either to come to school high or trade their drugs at school. Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony. Infamously, a teacher was arrested last year in a drug bust.

6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.

7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny...

Bridgewater-Raritan High School:

Student 1: We R BR!
Student 2: shutthefuckup, retard.

Bridgewater-Raritan High School by psubramanian October 21, 2008

Bridgewater College 

A quiet school in the middle of nowhere Virginia. Often known to smell of cow dung, turkey Poop, or chicken crap.

A plethora of fecal smells hits you in the face when you arrive at Bridgewater College.

Bridgewater College by bustamove April 7, 2005