Wisconsin's baseball team. They may not win all the time, but they are still awesome. Seeing as how I am from Wisconsin, the Brewers are obviously my favorite team.
Me: "Man, the Brewers PWNEDPittsburg tonight (7/24) with a score of 12-8."
Idiots completely oblivious to the fact that their team sucks. Consistently certain their team will win their division, despite being back numerous games and guaranteed to blow a lead if they ever get one (Ex: 2007).
Brewers Fan: The Brewers will win the division easy! They're the best team in the history of baseball!
Guy who's not retarded: But the Cubs have the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead and the Brewers are only a few games over having played an incredibly easy schedule.
Brewers Fan: Cubs suck, der der der der der! Whatever, so you want me to give you a BJ or something?
GWNR: What!? No! I'm not gay!
Brewers Fan: Well I am!! Must . . . have. . . penis . . . insiiiiidddddeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.