Definitions by Steve&Craig

Duce Staley 

A small dump; a small #2

My stomach was really bothering me, but it turned out only Duce Staley visited.

Duce Staley by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003

Unplayable Lie 

A girl that's so hot she's unable to be approached, so you give up.

We saw Tara Reid at the Super Bowl, but we didn't talk to her because she is an unplayable lie

Unplayable Lie by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003

Weiner Intervener (W.I.) 

One who hinders another by another by embarrassing or demeaning them in front of others, usually girls.

Billy W.I.ed me by telling everyone about the time i shit my pants in sixth grade.

Weiner Intervener (W.I.) by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003

Weak-Sauce 

lame, bad, performing poorly, opposite of money. (History). Originally coined by Craig's friend from college, Danny, weak-sauce has become a much needed buzzword in the lame, not cool category, with thanks to Boomer Esiason and Marv Albert who used it on an Monday Night Football broadcast in '02.

The Denver Nuggets scored 68 points in the entire game yesterday, making their offensive output weak-sauce.

Weak-Sauce by Steve&Craig November 4, 2003

Zamboner 

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

Zamboner by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Deuce McAllister 

A huge dump; a large #2. (History). Steve & Craig were looking for a tactful way to talk about a trip to the bathroom

After that Deuce McAllister, I am surprised the toilet wasn't clogged.

Deuce McAllister by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Brewers Win the World Series 

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.

It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."

Brewers Win the World Series by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003