Mattyboyee's definitions

Naughty Librarian

Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"

Jules, the love of my life is a naughty librarian.

by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003

lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.

I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Sinatra that Fuck

a.k.a. STF... Sinatra that fuck came from a Jerky Boys skit. Used to describe your unwillingness to listen to or the disappointment felt whilst hearing a Frank Sinatra song.

The wife and I ate at the Olive Garden last night. The food was good, but Jesus skydiving Christ the music sucks, they played Sinatra that fuck 4-5 songs in a row. Good food, shitty music!

by mattyboyee April 4, 2009

pancake nipple

Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..

That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Yorn

How ghetto kids say "yours." Made popular by downtown Philadelphia ghetto boys.

Get yo hands off my shit that aint yorn!
That's my candy it aint yorn.

by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009

abu

1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.

2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.

3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.

I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.

by Mattyboyee July 1, 2007

Naughty

Slang term to describe a woman's innocence that is only skin deep. See naughty librarian. Naughty can be used to decribed a chick that is hot as fuck. Credit goes to C. Geer for this definition since he thinks I always steal his ideas.

Dayamn!! Did you see the tits & ass on that chick? NAUGHTY!!!! Julie looks like a naughty librarian when she wears her glasses; thus, she is fine as bizalls brizuther.

by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003