Mattyboyee's definitions
I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..
That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009

Slang term to describe a woman's innocence that is only skin deep. See naughty librarian. Naughty can be used to decribed a chick that is hot as fuck. Credit goes to C. Geer for this definition since he thinks I always steal his ideas.
Dayamn!! Did you see the tits & ass on that chick? NAUGHTY!!!! Julie looks like a naughty librarian when she wears her glasses; thus, she is fine as bizalls brizuther.
by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003

1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.
by Mattyboyee July 1, 2007

A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
