Mattyboyee's definitions

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.

Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.

I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Sinatra that Fuck

a.k.a. STF... Sinatra that fuck came from a Jerky Boys skit. Used to describe your unwillingness to listen to or the disappointment felt whilst hearing a Frank Sinatra song.

The wife and I ate at the Olive Garden last night. The food was good, but Jesus skydiving Christ the music sucks, they played Sinatra that fuck 4-5 songs in a row. Good food, shitty music!

by mattyboyee April 4, 2009

sadie rotten crotch

Term used to describe the state of crotch chafing. Abrasions on thighs and groin caused by sand from a beach, rough clothing material, and fat legs on a long walk. Not unlike sand in the vagina or grit-nuts and sandpaper crack.

Dude, I've got the worse case of sadie rotten crotch, I'm walkin' like I just got off of cross country horse-back ride.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

BFP

Big Fat Pussy. A muff, vulva, baby chute, snatch, muffin, cooch, cunt of large and bulbous proportions especially when seen from the view of the "uprights" or performing cunnalingus. A mountainous muffin with large and juicy lips that shoots waterfall amounts of juice at you when stimulated properly.

I went down on this chick the other day with a massive BFP. It was almost scary! I felt like a surfer off the coast of Australia riding wave in a 100 year storm.

by Mattyboyee June 27, 2007

Naughty Librarian

Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"

Jules, the love of my life is a naughty librarian.

by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003