Bretted

When someone shaves your head as a joke or punishment and your hair never properly grows back, leaving you permanently stuck with patchy, thin, or bald spots.

“Man got bretted on holiday and his hairline never recovered.”

Bretted by MrBulgeEye April 24, 2026

Bretted it 

Taking things too far.

Larry: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning".

Brett: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning."
Robbie: "You just Bretted it."

Bretted it by Brett's Mom August 13, 2011

Get Bretted

The act of 'getting bretted' or to 'get bretted' is to have your head shaved from Luscious Locks to Baldy Baldton in one shwift move

*barber shaves your head*
"HA get bretted you fuckin' dork"

Get Bretted by TBoneLargeDong April 24, 2026

brette 

One who is amazingly beautiful, and her smile lights up the entire room. She has an astounding sense of humor and has no shame in what she does. SHE IS THE REASON I WAKE UP EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!

I <3 BRETTE!!!!

brette by you know who this is ;) (^^^) November 15, 2011

Brettell 

In greek terms, they say that Brettell comes from a long family line of people who make clothes. In particularly suspenders. Brettell also comes from the United Kingdom. The surname Brettell was first found in Hereford where they held a family seat as Lords of the Manor. After the Battle of Hastings in 1066.
Some famous people who died as a Brettell.
Caroline Brettell (born 1950), American cultural anthropologist.
David Brettell (born 1956), English cricketer.
Frank Brettell (1862–1936), English-born Irish football player, manager and administrator.
Gordon Brettell (1915–1944), British Royal Air Force pilot and prisoner of war, murdered during the "Great Escape".
Jacob Brettell (1793–1862), English Unitarian minister.

The Brettells are coming over for dinner.

Brettell by Amybunny October 15, 2019

Betted 

When you should have bet against the king of freight.

Coach Shawntrail said "he should have betted they would not start the truck until 7am.

Betted by Empire Z May 4, 2021

Brette 

Brette

Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.

Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.

1st Girl: "i found a Brette in the garden the other day. And she bit me"

2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."

Brette by Papidontpreach August 5, 2019