Bretted
When someone shaves your head as a joke or punishment and your hair never properly grows back, leaving you permanently stuck with patchy, thin, or bald spots.
Bretted by MrBulgeEye April 24, 2026
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Bretted it
Larry: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning".
Brett: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning."
Robbie: "You just Bretted it."
Brett: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning."
Robbie: "You just Bretted it."
Bretted it by Brett's Mom August 13, 2011
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Bretted • Bretted it • Get Bretted • brette • Betted • Brented • brettdogg • Brettdokai • brettecuss maximuss • Brettell
Get Bretted
The act of 'getting bretted' or to 'get bretted' is to have your head shaved from Luscious Locks to Baldy Baldton in one shwift move
Get Bretted by TBoneLargeDong April 24, 2026
Brettell
In greek terms, they say that Brettell comes from a long family line of people who make clothes. In particularly suspenders. Brettell also comes from the United Kingdom. The surname Brettell was first found in Hereford where they held a family seat as Lords of the Manor. After the Battle of Hastings in 1066.
Some famous people who died as a Brettell.
Caroline Brettell (born 1950), American cultural anthropologist.
David Brettell (born 1956), English cricketer.
Frank Brettell (1862–1936), English-born Irish football player, manager and administrator.
Gordon Brettell (1915–1944), British Royal Air Force pilot and prisoner of war, murdered during the "Great Escape".
Jacob Brettell (1793–1862), English Unitarian minister.
Some famous people who died as a Brettell.
Caroline Brettell (born 1950), American cultural anthropologist.
David Brettell (born 1956), English cricketer.
Frank Brettell (1862–1936), English-born Irish football player, manager and administrator.
Gordon Brettell (1915–1944), British Royal Air Force pilot and prisoner of war, murdered during the "Great Escape".
Jacob Brettell (1793–1862), English Unitarian minister.
The Brettells are coming over for dinner.
Brette
Brette
Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.
Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.
Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.
Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.
1st Girl: "i found a Brette in the garden the other day. And she bit me"
2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."
2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."
Brette by Papidontpreach August 5, 2019
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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