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Definitions by MrBulgeEye

That’ll put rods on your chest

Similar to “that will put hairs on your chest”
However this one means it won’t just make you a man, it will make you bald and grow a massive thick mike Tyson neck, ugly but prevents knockout.
Originating from the heart of Norton canes, this mad, fat, thick necked fucker had a couple of fishing rods tattood on his chest.
*sips a pint of peppy one (Pepsi max)*
“Pwah, have a go on this lad, that’ll put rods on your chest”
When someone shaves your head as a joke or punishment and your hair never properly grows back, leaving you permanently stuck with patchy, thin, or bald spots.
“Man got bretted on holiday and his hairline never recovered.”
Bretted by MrBulgeEye April 24, 2026