adj. to change ones personality in able to further ones career, to brown nose, to suck up to management, to not use the word mofo in work emails. see also Blender
Brent kept his job in the restructure by blending better than Riz, Balk and Ange.
by Pastey January 29, 2003
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to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.
Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended
by xnjaax August 11, 2008
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A internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson to show his company's blender is the world's most powerful blender. He created short videos of his blender liquefying Plungers, Light Bulbs, Rake Handles, Toy Dolls, Cell Phones and even an Ipod and posted them on YouTube. Via free word of mouth and internet blogging Dickson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.
"Will It Blend? That is the question!"
"Don't Breathe This!"
by JangleRadio March 31, 2007
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To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.

This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.

Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
by CleffedUp April 23, 2010
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1. To try and tag along where you are not wanted

2. To try and get in on an in-joke which doesn't involve you
1. All the girls sat on the table, then Alan came and sat with them. What a blend!

2. Alan laughed when we mentioned this time at the pub when he wasn't there. Blend!
by ahaha09 July 11, 2011
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Absolutely ugly. Can be used interchangeably with butters.
Oh my god did you see that bird? She was absolutely blended fam
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