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breading 

The act of using bread, which is unweighted, to get any goods for free using the self checkout service.
Yo Jamal, you breading today?

breadline 

breadline noun, originally US a queue of poor or down-and-out people waiting for handouts of bread or other food, from charity or government sources.
on the breadline said of a person or people: having hardly enough food and money to live on; living at subsistence level.
breadline by champion06 April 8, 2008

Breading the chicken 

On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.
Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.

Breading 

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)
Yo Pablo! Are you breading?
Breading by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
goose-breading by Spartae July 27, 2013

Breading 

Putting slices of bread with peanut butter on a car,mailbox,cat
"Dude Daniela was breading that cat !"
Breading by Twinkie Swagg November 6, 2011