broadening

The act of acknowledging it is closer to closing time at the bar marking the offset of a search for a sexual partner at a lower level of attractiveness and who gives off the outward appearance of being easy. Usually simultaneous with intoxication.

At 2:45 a.m. Johnny was broadening and decided to roll the dice and began to talk to Big Bertha. After 5 minutes of conversation Bertha and her fish nets stockings were in the back seat of Johnny's convertible.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005

Brendening

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018

brodeling

To totally bro the fuck out.

homebro:yo whattup mane
david repoza: brahahahahahhooooooooohhoooaaa whats goin on
homebro:you cant just be brodeling in my house like that.

by sammysmokeschron May 16, 2010

brokening

when something that's already broken is breaking some more

oh man my computer is brokening, it won't turn on yesterday and today i accidentally spilled water on it.

by exfuldant August 5, 2011

Broading

When you and your friends go out solely for the purpose of picking up girls.

Man, I haven't been laid in a while. Let's go broading.

by I like broads July 3, 2010

brottening

To brotten

Brottening is choking on a bratwurst in front of assorted parental figures

I hope you are subject to a particularly embarrassing brottening

by Lyricria February 7, 2021

Water Broading

Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.

"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"

"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."

"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."

"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011