Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Ares, the Greek god of war, is tall and handsome, but vain and as cruel as his brother Hephaestus was kind. His sister Eris, the goddess of strife, is his constant companion, but he is also attended by his sons Deimos and Phobos, as well as Enyo, an old war-goddess. When Ares heard the clashing of arms, he grinned with glee, put on his gleaming helmet, and leapt into his war chariot. Brandishing his sword, he rushed into the thick of battle, not caring who won or lost as long as blood was shed. A vicious crowd followed at his heels, carrying with them Pain, Panic, Famine and Oblivion. Once in a while, Ares was wounded. He was immortal but whenever he would get hurt he would run back to his father, Zeus and was healed. Needless to say, Zeus was very disgusted with his son. Ares was mainly worshipped in Thracia, a region known for its fierce people.

He is greek equivelint of the Roman God of War, Mars.
Ares is in my oppinion, one of the coolest gods
by Sknywhtboy88 November 05, 2004
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One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.
by useful idiot January 03, 2005
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The best p2p sharing program ever. Can also download torrents, has an excellent movie player, excellent organizer, a huge chatroom, a sleek look that rivals Window Vista, and overall, the craziest download speeds ever. One search can pull out hundreds of choices immediately. Download all your music easily, all the movies you want. The more users uploading, the faster your download will go. Download and listen to your music and watch your videos all in the same program.Download: aresgalaxy.sourceforge.net

Definetly the best file sharing program invented. Oh yeah, its free!
Tommy: Hey, I use KaZaA! It gave me 1 whole search result! WOOT WOOT!
BillyBob: No...flipping...way....
Mr.Plum: Hey Kids! KaZaA is a virus! Use Ares! It'll give you hundreds of search results, no viruses, and the most advanced downloading technology!
by Rakeon April 29, 2007
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The best program for downloading music, no spyware, and no fake downloads... and it's hellauva fast
I've downloaded 557 songs on ares and every single one is cd quality! im listening to them right now!
by jessie owens May 29, 2005
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