Brainskeeze 

Like brain freeze when one eats or drinks a frozen food or beverage too fast and they feel a suddennly painful sensation, brainskeeze is in reference to when a girl or fag sucks a dick too fast and takes in too much skeeze(sperm,skeet, giz, etc.) in which she will too feel that same startling painful sensation as experienced with brainfreeze.

Man: "Ah yeah baby suck that dick for daddy!"

Woman or fag: "Hmmm...Hmmm oh no... not again... I was suckin the dick too fast... oh shit! (clutches forehead in pain) it hurts I gots brainskeeze, oh shit it hurts ima hoe ima bitch!"

Brainskeeze by Moun a.k.a Toby a.k.a Kunta Kinte a.k.a. Slim October 30, 2007

brainfreeze

N. Ipsilateral, temporal, orbital and or bilateral pain resulting from rapid cooling of the spheno-palantine ganglion (roof of mouth), often a result of ice-cream or slurpees, although any cold substance can trigger such a response. The pain is a result of dialated blood vessels in the brain brought on by spasms of the nerve endings and typically peaks in about 20 seconds from the point of ingestion.

After rapidly ingesting the Slurpee, Bob winced in pain as if he were having a migraine.

brainfreeze by TroubleTeeRoy January 30, 2005

Turkish Brainfreeze 

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.

Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!

Turkish Brainfreeze by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012

Brain Skeeze 

When a women has side affects similar to the pain felt by eating ice cream too fast, when she is giving filagio.

"Suck my dick bitch...... oh shit i gots brain skeeze"

Brain Skeeze by MarkyBoii February 4, 2009

sloppy brainfreeze 

during sex you shove your dick deep into one of her nostrils and bust your fat load down her nose then kick her tits and run of

person 1: my mom took away my xbox so i gave her the sloppy brainfreeze and got the fuck out

person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?

sloppy brainfreeze by it is me again November 3, 2020

brainsqueeze 

Brainsqueezing is the hobby of a runt. When runts are bored they find it necessary to torment people (especially peachy) by brainsqueezing helpless victims. The way this is done is by placing both hands on either sode of the victims head and squeezing away like there is no tomorrow. This results in pain for the victim and causes them to yell out and be sent out of biology by the late great 'Mr Newman'. The word brain squeeze originates from 2 words; brain and squeeze.

1. Hey look Raphaelues Noethesus, here comes peachy! - Lets brainsqueeze him!

2. peachy - Ow!!! Holy FUCK that brainsquueze hurt!

brainsqueeze by Doronellius Portnoilithus June 4, 2004

Brainfreeze

When your brain nerves freeze. It prevents you from breathing.

Billy: Don’t eat ice! It’ll give you a brainfreeze.
Joe: Whabla- OUCH! *Cough*

Brainfreeze by McBoobs (IHateShitters) June 14, 2018