Brainshank 

Brainshank:
Verb
A form of psychological abuse:
1) an attempt to destroy another's perception of reality or drive insane by manipulating small elements of their environment, and subsequently insisting that they are mistaken or misremembering when they point out these changes.

2) the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own memory, perception, and sanity. Instances may range simply from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim.

A practical joke, prank

Manipulate, deceive, control

Shane brainshanked me into thinking I’m crazy.
Emily brainshanked Rayetta with a fake snake

Brainshank by Cosmiccowgirl617 November 12, 2018

Brainshart 

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.

When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.

Brainshart by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009

brainwanking 

Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.

Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.

brainwanking by kiefda03 June 10, 2010

Brainhand 

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually

Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.

Brainhand by Hippedi January 12, 2012

Brashank Redemption 

When your bra is too tight and your boobs try escaping through the top and sides of the cup.

Mindy couldnt find a good bikini top because every time she tried one on, she had a brashank redemption.

Brashank Redemption by CosmicOlivia June 26, 2018

Brainsack 

Male testicles

All he ever does is think with his brainsack

Brainsack by DanyaelDemonic June 7, 2011

brainwank 

The act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.

A: Have you by any chance read Erich von Daeniken’s ´Chariots of the Gods`, in which he claims the tomb of Mayan king Pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his spaceship?
B: Yeah, man. Daeniken clearly is the Charlie Sheen of brainwanking.

brainwank by john.bender59 October 23, 2011