brainspan

- conjunctive part of the brain used for thoughts

I tried to teach her swimming, but her brainspan is small.

by StevenWilliams October 25, 2019

brainsplain

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

brainspeed

A term describing combined intelligence and cognitive processing speed.

You can’t learn brainspeed, you either got it or you don’t!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

braindance

Name of a musical genre, created by the UK electronic music label Rephlex Records in the 90's, in this time is when the term IDM also appears.

Braindance is electronic experimental music mostly, there are included drill n' bass, acid house, future lounge, electro and some other weird electronic music.

Big and influential electronic music artists such as µ-Ziq, Squarepusher, AFX, Luke Vibert, started under the braindance file.

braindance is... incredible! braindance is... boundless; eclectic; entertaining; rephreshing; fullfilling; wholehearted; sensual; stimulating; bold; unconventional; real, imaginary; visionary; essential; debonair... BRAINDANCE is unique!

by Neto May 27, 2004

brainspin

The inability to sleep because of your mind fixating on a thought.

The Lost finale gave me brainspin and I wasn't able to sleep all night.

by Loogaroo June 24, 2010

brainspike

Verb: the act of watching a particular series (usually but not always anime) of episodes or movies in a row.
(especially the ENTIRE series at once)
Noun: the series to be watched.

Originated from Eau Claire, Wisconsin. It was created as a more polite/useable form of mindfuck (which means the same thing) by the local university's anime organization. Apparently watching many hours of anime episodes straight does something to you in the head.

Verb: Remember when we brainspiked Eva last month?

Noun: The brainspike starts at 6 and ends four days later.

by Vela May 9, 2004

Brainshart

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.

When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.

by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009