Bragel

a sweaterduo twt artist, severely deprived of content, on the verge of being suspended off the platform :)

“WAIT DID BRAGEL GET SUSSED, OH NO WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT SEEING SWEATERDUO ANGST ON MY TL DAILY???”

by spacemochi September 22, 2021

Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hope bagels

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020

gucci bracelets

What the emo, edgy gacha life nine year olds wear on their arms to make it look like they cut.

Emo gacha kid: *shows arms with the bracelets on pretending to be all sad*
Me: wow, nice Gucci Bracelets, bro

by annoying_hooman November 4, 2020

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020