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Noun: a common description for somebody who finds themselves attracted to one and obsessively creeps on this said person.

Synonyms include; blockying, blockwelling, and ginger-nutting

Antonyms include; Strudwicking
Oh gosh, he is Brading on Sarah again. She really does not find him attractive.
Brading by The_Sassy_Bitch February 18, 2017
Words you can keep
A word created accidentally by placing a consonant in-front-of, behind, or somewhere within a pre-existing word. It is derived from a speech President Barack Obama gave regarding the death of Osama bin Laden, where he used the word "brading" instead of "bring," and then powered through the rest of his speech like a true badass would.
"We were also united in our resolve to protect our nation and to brading those who committed this vicious attack to justice" - Barack Obama
brading by TheDuke80 May 24, 2011
verb
to treat or regard something as unimportant or trivial (synonym for trifling).
"Stop brading this situation, it's actually serious."
brading by lifeindacloudz June 2, 2026

Emily Brading

Semi-Amateur-Professional(ish) Footballer renowned for her expertise at shopping at Primark.
Did you see Emily Brading playing football at the youth social thingy wearing a Primark X Greggs teeshirt and sliders?
Emily Brading by KT-Urban October 2, 2022

Ow brading 

When your leg cramps and you can do anything but wait for it to stop so you call in pain to the nearest person.
Ow brading
Darrell: oww brad. Oww Brad.
Brad: I can't help you Darrell
Ow brading by Burningalaxy June 21, 2017

Dylan Brading

An ugly lanky kid
Eww look it’s a Dylan Brading
Dylan Brading by anonymous September 14, 2020

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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