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Brading

Noun: a common description for somebody who finds themselves attracted to one and obsessively creeps on this said person.

Synonyms include; blockying, blockwelling, and ginger-nutting

Antonyms include; Strudwicking
Oh gosh, he is Brading on Sarah again. She really does not find him attractive.
by The_Sassy_Bitch February 18, 2017
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brading

A word created accidentally by placing a consonant in-front-of, behind, or somewhere within a pre-existing word. It is derived from a speech President Barack Obama gave regarding the death of Osama bin Laden, where he used the word "brading" instead of "bring," and then powered through the rest of his speech like a true badass would.
"We were also united in our resolve to protect our nation and to brading those who committed this vicious attack to justice" - Barack Obama
by TheDuke80 May 24, 2011
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Emily Brading

Semi-Amateur-Professional(ish) Footballer renowned for her expertise at shopping at Primark.
Did you see Emily Brading playing football at the youth social thingy wearing a Primark X Greggs teeshirt and sliders?
by KT-Urban October 2, 2022
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Ow brading

When your leg cramps and you can do anything but wait for it to stop so you call in pain to the nearest person.
Ow brading
Darrell: oww brad. Oww Brad.
Brad: I can't help you Darrell
by Burningalaxy June 21, 2017
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Dylan Brading

by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Los Braingeles

They use starfish for money!
by Danin April 22, 2004
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