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Bradington 

Bradington is the way that illiterate people think that Bradenton is spelled.

Bradenton is a city located just north of Sarasota, Florida.

People who live in Bradenton like to say that they are from Sarasota.
Edd- Hey Bob, where do you live?

Bob- I'm from Bradington, the best city ever.

Edd- It's called Bradenton, you dumb ass.

Bob- Oh.
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Barrington Station Middle School 

Barrington Middle School is a crappy middle school with over 1,000 kids, most of them being fuckboys. You can always find at least 5 juul pods in every bathroom every time you walk in. The cops are constantly showing up in the front of the school and everyone is high af. People always get beat up and nobody gives a shit if you get beat up in this hellhole.
I go to Barrington Station Middle School where I am always high on drugs and I constantly get beat up.

Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
I'd like to order the bradenton.
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Barrington Prairie Campus 

Rich uneducated white kids, annoying Mexicans and smart ass Indians. Oh and those 5 black kids. Welcome to Prairie. Welcome to thotville.
I went to Barrington Prairie Campus.

Bludington 

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.
Bludington by goldspanner October 22, 2011

Barrington Station Campus 

Barrington middle schools are shitshows and hellholes. At station, cliques are beating people up and are high as fuck while getting fingered by their “boyfriend” . You can expect slutty girls wearing the complete basic white girl starter pack and the boys just bring fuckboys in section three. Everyone is super fake and hates each other. They talk behind your back even if you’re right in front of them (they’re fucking idiots) good luck
Barrington Station campus is where fucking satan and his worshippers work