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Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
Word of the Day on May 3, 2024

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)
Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!
Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Gone Beachin' 

1. The act of going to the beach or beaches for any purpose. It could be for just simply laying out, long walks, relaxing with friends, water sports, sports on the beach, flying a kite, fishing, running, etc. You name it. If it involves going to the beach, then you have Gone Beachin' my friend.

2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)
1. You should've gone beachin' with me bro. There were some totally gnarly waves out there!

2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!

Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.

on the brach 

A slang New York-Italian term for getting something without paying, or being offered something through a connection
Tony gave me a couple of cases of olive oil on the brach
on the brach by Fugazi Frank February 11, 2018
brachas are typically quiet at first until you meet them. Once you get to know a Bracaha she and you will become inseparable and laugh at everything together. Brachas are loyal and okay with being themselves. They always are there for their friends no matter what. Brachas are also great students
Bracha is cool to be with, she always makes me laugh
Bracha by Allyouknowfacts May 21, 2018

Braccino corto 

Litterally meaning "short little-arm". Italian expression meaning a greedy, penny-pinching person. Someone who doesn't offer anything to anyone or tries to spend as little as possible.
That guy has to get the next round but he just slipped away" - "ah, he's a braccino corto...
Braccino corto by Adrasta December 29, 2010