Bouzon 

A small man of spanish origin, has a keen interest in fashion and women of asian decent.

Loves paella and desperado's more than anything.

Have you seen that Bouzon in town, scoffing all that paella and drinking desperado's?

Bouzon by CollettLAD May 18, 2011

Boozone Layer 

A natural threshold of alcohol intake one must exceed in order to get drunk.

Dude, I am so far passed the Boozone Layer, I'm seeing stars!

Boozone Layer by The Real Beast From the East August 31, 2021

Bozone 

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Bozone by Hayz September 27, 2003

bozone layer 

The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.

-Gee, he has a thick bozone layer!
-Huh...
-I wasn't talking to you.

bozone layer by Moonflash May 13, 2005

Bozone holes 

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.

We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

Bozone holes by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

Bouton 

(Boo-tahn) noun,verb.: deceiver, liar, prankster, a person who refers to past personal experiences of other people as their own. A Bouton is a clever and mischievous person who offers strong knowledge on a wide range of subject matter with having little to no knowledge of actual importance. Often disguised in tactical gear, because a Bouton is always ready, they are normally seen entering conversations in a military style forward dive roll(without actual training) followed up with inane chatter and useless facts. When encountering a Bouton, one should always be careful not to give too much information as to the topic being discussed, as feeding information to a Bouton is what they survive on. Any recognition that a Bouton exists is a good way to see one come back again, and again. Bouton's are often seen with a high sense of self importance, though it has not been proven. If a Bouton has been spotted, it is good to take notice of it purely for observational studies and field notes. Encountering a Bouton can be extremely dangerous as Boutons are often equipped with a dive knife for shark defense.

Chuck Norris fears Bouton.

Bouton by DanNoSalt December 14, 2010

pigeon poop boutonniere 

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

pigeon poop boutonniere by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011