boufon

along side the mullet the boufon is highly rated among the most haggard haircuts known to man

harry has a boufon

by sam lonsdale March 31, 2003

boufon

French for buffon.

Tu est un grand boufon.

by Martin Dawson April 2, 2003

Boufendist

The term Boufendist means Annoying, Hated or Weird. It was first used in 1603 by William Shakespeare in his play Hamlet but was never used after.

I hate Him, He's such a Boufendist

by Leonisagoodguy October 27, 2020

Bufontaine

A bush (pubic hair)

Joe was having a terrible night until he discovered his girl had grown a bufontaine and buried his face in it.

by Freddy Bufontaine January 8, 2011

Boofonda

The absolute Epitome of dumbass

"Boofonda GET OVER HERE"

by TheOligarchy September 25, 2018

Bouton

(Boo-tahn) noun,verb.: deceiver, liar, prankster, a person who refers to past personal experiences of other people as their own. A Bouton is a clever and mischievous person who offers strong knowledge on a wide range of subject matter with having little to no knowledge of actual importance. Often disguised in tactical gear, because a Bouton is always ready, they are normally seen entering conversations in a military style forward dive roll(without actual training) followed up with inane chatter and useless facts. When encountering a Bouton, one should always be careful not to give too much information as to the topic being discussed, as feeding information to a Bouton is what they survive on. Any recognition that a Bouton exists is a good way to see one come back again, and again. Bouton's are often seen with a high sense of self importance, though it has not been proven. If a Bouton has been spotted, it is good to take notice of it purely for observational studies and field notes. Encountering a Bouton can be extremely dangerous as Boutons are often equipped with a dive knife for shark defense.

Chuck Norris fears Bouton.

by DanNoSalt December 14, 2010

pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011