Bortle

Referring to a drunk German who beats his wife.

Chance was being a bortle when he went to the bar.

by WesleyMontgomery December 13, 2010

Bortling

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

bortled

when one has a middling amount of success yet follows up said success by becoming absolutely horrid and drags others into his spiral of failure

The Jacksonville Jaguar's QB has Bortled his NFL future.

or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.

by Wookieedog August 15, 2017

Bortles

An exclamation usually said before throwing a molotov cocktail but can be said shouted as a war-cry before running.

Using his quick thinking Jason lit up a molotov cocktail and threw it on the ground to escape.
"BORTLES!"

by CrowgoesCaw October 26, 2018

Bortles

The sound chunky vomit makes as it hits the toilet

Blake must have been sick; I heard bortles coming from the bathroom.

by OGPCPA September 17, 2017