1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution

2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females

3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades

When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.

bordello dweller by JiggyWitchyPoo December 2, 2019

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bored hating

Hating because you're bored and you have nothing else to do with your time so you hate for entertainment, attention, or to pass the time I.e trolling,negative comments etc

(Concert)
Guy 1:can we go now
Guy2:we just got here
Guy1: and we need to "just" leave

Guy2: this concert was sold out and he's one of the top 5 artist in the country hitting platinum with his last 3 albums
Guy1: I mean the songs aren't even that good

Guy2:oh shit he just pulled up in a Bugatti

Guy1: he makes the car look slow
Guy2: that outfit hella lit
Guy1:I mean its ok it's just clothes
Guy2: yo can you shut cho bored hating ass up and try to enjoy yourself

bored hating by Small Fry guy October 30, 2017

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bored

What you probably are if you're looking this up.

Get off the computer and do something interesting!

bored by Key November 25, 2004

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Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.

USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!

Border Gore by oscarnout August 25, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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