Boonwoggle

The act of maintaining upper body composure whilst undertaking a concealed “wank” in the presence of an unknowing person/persons.

“Hey Kevin I was at The barbershop yesterday and nearly got caught having a boonwoggle under the cape whilst getting a short back and sides”.........
“Wow had an amazing boonwoggle in my sleeping bag whilst camping with my grandparents”

by Captain booney October 16, 2019

Boobdoggle

An unneeded trip that is still made to soley to see female breasts.

Jim "You want to go to that new strip club down in Tampa?"
Bill" That sounds like the perfect boobdoggle, Im in!"

by Pair of Aces August 21, 2011

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Boonswaggled

The overwhelming feeling that occurs when a person is so attractive to you that you can think of nothing else

Every time O hear your voice, I’m boonswaggled.

by fubsy_cooter June 20, 2022

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

by creaternity May 31, 2006

boodoggle

A unclean,or dirty person. Some one that is always nasty. Covered in dirt.

Ben ran from the boodoggle next door.

by Clearly da1 February 10, 2014

boondoggling

Wasteful project or activity.

Origin: Used during the great depression to describe a wasteful project carried out by the WPA

"Making" a road that was already there was an example of bondoggling.

by Locutus March 26, 2005