boonswoggle

the act of getting extremely drunk

I was so boonswoggled last night after the wake.

by Billy White April 28, 2007

boonswoggle

To be left dumbfounded or shocked

Oh my, when Tamia said I had to go up for the speech, I was left boonswoggled

by BOO MBOO BOO M456 April 20, 2024

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Boonswaggled

The overwhelming feeling that occurs when a person is so attractive to you that you can think of nothing else

Every time O hear your voice, I’m boonswaggled.

by fubsy_cooter June 20, 2022

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

by creaternity May 31, 2006

boondoggle

1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

2.- A hopeless Case

3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys

"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"

"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"

"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"

by Rocketeam February 24, 2004

Boomswaggled

To trick, or deceive. To Con said subject out of something.

I was boomswaggled by the guy outside of the liquor store when i found out that he did not really have a family waiting in his car, or even a car that was out of gas. He really wanted the money for drugs and beer.

by Clayton Theodore Bigsby August 29, 2010