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Boomeranged 

The act of being manipulated into an uninteresting conversation by a provacative comment or unsincere question.
Walter: Man, I had a crazy morning.
Dave: Yeah, what happened?
Walter: {Insert uninteresting story}
Dave (thinking to himself): Man, I just got boomeranged.

Alternative version:

Brendan: What did you do this weekend?
Katie: Not much
Brendan: Mine was crazy. {Insert uninteresting story}
Katie (thinking to herself}: I just got boomeranged.
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De-boomeranged 

That guy got into MIT he's so de-boomeranged.

Bang and boomerang 

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.
Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."
Bang and boomerang by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends 

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.
Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.
boomerang friends by Limjona November 15, 2016

Lemonade boomerang 

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.
She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.

bachelor's boomerang 

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.
Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.
bachelor's boomerang by prof_evil September 15, 2010

Poontang Boomerang 

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it
No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!