Boohoobies are sad and
depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like
Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a
disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.