Boohoobies

Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.

I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.

by kinkybabysteps June 15, 2023

Dark Fucks

Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.

Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.

by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022

Thigh Sauce

Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .

As soon as I busted out my Tamale, she got so excited that there was Thigh Sauce everywhere.

by kinkybabysteps April 26, 2023

Nibbling

A euphemism for the third part of the four stages of sexual intimacy. It is more sexual and intimate than a snogging, but it is not outright shagging. The four stages, in order, are canoodling, snogging, nibbling and shagging.

The snogging was nice, but nibbling with her felt so much better.

by kinkybabysteps October 01, 2018

Fucky

When something happens that is much better than you deserve, and you can't decide if you were just lucky or if you were fortunate, so you decide that you are both.

Hey Nate, you wouldn't believe how fucky I was this weekend. I had the most amazing food adventure with a smart, beautiful woman.

by kinkybabysteps August 20, 2019

Submarining

When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks making a sound reminiscent of an angry Richard Nixon.

I motorboated her, but she wanted more, so I plunged down below because she needed some submarining.

by kinkybabysteps April 03, 2024

Adfrienture

An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.

We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.

by kinkybabysteps August 15, 2022