kinkybabysteps's definitions

Fucky

When something happens that is much better than you deserve, and you can't decide if you were just lucky or if you were fortunate, so you decide that you are both.

Hey Nate, you wouldn't believe how fucky I was this weekend. I had the most amazing food adventure with a smart, beautiful woman.

by kinkybabysteps August 20, 2019

DILF Flipping

When two couples come together for shenanigans and focus their time, for the duration of the the experience, on the opposite spouse; this experience is has previously been known as wife swapping. DILF Flipping is a non-patriarchal, modern, female forward term for wife swapping

Hey Suzie, when the four of us go out this weekend, are you comfortable DILF Flipping again? I really want that back massage with with strings attached your husband has been promising me

by kinkybabysteps November 4, 2018

Submarining

When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks making a sound reminiscent of an angry Richard Nixon.

I motorboated her, but she wanted more, so I plunged down below because she needed some submarining.

by kinkybabysteps April 3, 2024

Thigh-Ku

A form of poetry following a 5-7-5 syllable pattern that is sensual, sexually suggestive, and erotic. It is designed to woo a lover and encourage her to wrap her thighs around you.

Me: Hey, love. I wrote you a thigh-ku.

Her: Let me hear it.
Me:

Warm Friday showers,

But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.

by kinkybabysteps August 16, 2021

Pancakes

Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.

Did you tell her how you feel?

No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.

by kinkybabysteps May 25, 2019

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022

Adfrienture

An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.

We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.

by kinkybabysteps August 15, 2022