kinkybabysteps's definitions

Indifficacious

A workflow state whereas your input is apathetic and indifferent and yet, by some cruel twist of fate, your output improves and you are more efficacious.

My boss said I did a great job today, but I could of cared less, I was totally indifficacious.

by kinkybabysteps April 4, 2026

Submarining

When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks making a sound reminiscent of an angry Richard Nixon.

I motorboated her, but she wanted more, so I plunged down below because she needed some submarining.

by kinkybabysteps April 3, 2024

Boohoobies

Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.

I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.

by kinkybabysteps June 15, 2023

Thigh Sauce

Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .

As soon as I busted out my Tamale, she got so excited that there was Thigh Sauce everywhere.

by kinkybabysteps April 26, 2023

Adfrienture

An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.

We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.

by kinkybabysteps August 15, 2022

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022

Dark Fucks

Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.

Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.

by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022