kinkybabysteps's definitions

Pancakes

Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.

Did you tell her how you feel?

No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.

by kinkybabysteps May 25, 2019

Fucky

When something happens that is much better than you deserve, and you can't decide if you were just lucky or if you were fortunate, so you decide that you are both.

Hey Nate, you wouldn't believe how fucky I was this weekend. I had the most amazing food adventure with a smart, beautiful woman.

by kinkybabysteps August 20, 2019

SMH

SMH, commonly misunderstood as "Shake My Head," actually means "So Much Hunkiness." SMH is used when a man, or group of men do something so outstanding that the women around them are in awe, and can't help but to exclaim "SMH."

Look at those dudes, they dressed up like a zebra, and were attacked by lions. That is awesome - SMH. So Much Hunkiness.

by kinkybabysteps August 27, 2019

Thigh-Ku

A form of poetry following a 5-7-5 syllable pattern that is sensual, sexually suggestive, and erotic. It is designed to woo a lover and encourage her to wrap her thighs around you.

Me: Hey, love. I wrote you a thigh-ku.

Her: Let me hear it.
Me:

Warm Friday showers,

But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.

by kinkybabysteps August 16, 2021

paramour-dipity

When you accidently find yourself in love with someone that you weren't looking for, and didn't know you needed. It is the realization that someone has always been there, even in the years they weren't.

It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.

by kinkybabysteps June 23, 2021

Boohoobies

Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.

I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.

by kinkybabysteps June 15, 2023

Thigh Sauce

Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .

As soon as I busted out my Tamale, she got so excited that there was Thigh Sauce everywhere.

by kinkybabysteps April 26, 2023