When two couples come together for shenanigans and focus their time, for the duration of the the experience, on the opposite spouse; this experience is has previously been known as wife swapping. DILF Flipping is a non-patriarchal, modern, female forward term for wife swapping
Hey Suzie, when the four of us go out this weekend, are you comfortable DILF Flipping again? I really want that back massage with with strings attached your husband has been promising me
by kinkybabysteps November 04, 2018
Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.
Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.
by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022
Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .
by kinkybabysteps April 26, 2023
An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.
We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.
by kinkybabysteps August 15, 2022
Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.
I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.
by kinkybabysteps June 15, 2023
A form of poetry following a 5-7-5 syllable pattern that is sensual, sexually suggestive, and erotic. It is designed to woo a lover and encourage her to wrap her thighs around you.
Me: Hey, love. I wrote you a thigh-ku.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
by kinkybabysteps August 16, 2021
When you accidently find yourself in love with someone that you weren't looking for, and didn't know you needed. It is the realization that someone has always been there, even in the years they weren't.
It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.
by kinkybabysteps June 23, 2021