Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a
bra and looking like Squidward's
nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a
disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.
I
went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just
kind of sagged there, around her
knees. It was very depressing.