Boobooski
Boobooski by SWAAGA AINT URZ December 9, 2008
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boobnosis
A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
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"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
boobnosis by One Stark Reality September 19, 2009
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babooskie
babooskie by allgood104 March 31, 2011
boobskitball
shang:lets play boobskitball.
i bet you i can make the shot from across the room.
(throws peanut.. goes in)
anna:what the hell!!!!
i bet you i can make the shot from across the room.
(throws peanut.. goes in)
anna:what the hell!!!!
boobskitball by the flying bandito March 19, 2009
boobooKittyfuck
a word you use to describe the girl that you know is the one. A few mandatory boobooKittyfuck requirements:
1. Has to be the cutest girl you know.
2. Listens to you and lets you listen to her.
2. Body's perfect.
4. Has her makeup done just right.
5. Wants you to lick her clit.
6. Follows you no matter who you're talking to like a kitty.
1. Has to be the cutest girl you know.
2. Listens to you and lets you listen to her.
2. Body's perfect.
4. Has her makeup done just right.
5. Wants you to lick her clit.
6. Follows you no matter who you're talking to like a kitty.
I love you boobooKittyfuck!!
boobooKittyfuck by Khode June 23, 2007
booboisie
booboisie (adj., n.) ("büb-"wä-'zE) is a blend of boob and bourgeoisie coined by the late great critic, writer, and radical thinker, H.L. Mencken (1880-1956). In the plural, Mencken used booboisie to describe the ignorant members of "Main Street America." The singular is also booboisie, which Mencken used to describe “a professional man who conforms unthinkingly to prevailing middle-class standards.”
“No one in this world, so far as I know ... has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of booboisie.”
booboisie by true dough December 14, 2008
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A)
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B)
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B)
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B)
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