Booblight 

An alluring accessory used by a human female in an attempt to get men to blow all of their cash on buying her drinks. This controversial tactic has led to many bars outlawing the lights and removing women from facilities for their use.

Dude, I thought I was all tough and cool sitting alone at the bar with my Tri-Force tattoo, but then this girl showed up with booblights and now my wallet is empty.

Booblight by firts girl March 23, 2011

Blobligations 

Obligations to an overweight person.

Well, I'd like to go out with you guys later but I've got blobligations with the wife tonight.

Blobligations by Cool Endzo December 6, 2010

boob light 

A dome light mounted on a ceiling that resembles a female breast with a decorative erect nipple. They are often found in pairs in 1980 style homes.

My dad's living room is illuminated with 2 sets of boob lights.

boob light by booblightsareus March 20, 2009

Brobligation 

A combination of the words "bro," and "obligation," used in such a manner to mean that it is a "bro's obligation."

Come on man, Jerry just got dumped. You know it's our brobligation to make him forget this night by giving him excessive amounts of alcohol, and/or taking him to the strip club!

Brobligation by Orphan Stomper September 9, 2010

Boobilight 

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

Boobilight by Mliv March 16, 2020

booblightenment 

The state of being when one has touched enough boobs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.

"What happened to the universe?

"Haven't you heard? Alex reached booblightenment."

"Wow. That sucks. I just started to enjoy living, too."

"I guess we shouldn't have brought him to that party...or that funeral...or that bar-mitzvah..."

"Or that daycare center."

booblightenment by The Groperian Ocelot October 20, 2011

Brobligations 

One's obligations to his bro. Tied directly into loyalty and the unwritten rules concerning bro conduct.

Joe gravely failed to follow his brobligations when he simultaneously stole his friend's girl and acted as though nothing had happened.

Brobligations by Sir Thaddeus March 11, 2010