Boobilight 

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

Boobilight by Mliv March 16, 2020

booblightenment 

The state of being when one has touched enough boobs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.

"What happened to the universe?

"Haven't you heard? Alex reached booblightenment."

"Wow. That sucks. I just started to enjoy living, too."

"I guess we shouldn't have brought him to that party...or that funeral...or that bar-mitzvah..."

"Or that daycare center."

booblightenment by The Groperian Ocelot October 20, 2011

boobilistic 

to go crazy over ones boobs.

Ryan: OMG! That girl made me go boobilistic!
John: I know her boobs were the best!

boobilistic by Ryan Blandin January 24, 2007

Booblight 

An alluring accessory used by a human female in an attempt to get men to blow all of their cash on buying her drinks. This controversial tactic has led to many bars outlawing the lights and removing women from facilities for their use.

Dude, I thought I was all tough and cool sitting alone at the bar with my Tri-Force tattoo, but then this girl showed up with booblights and now my wallet is empty.

Booblight by firts girl March 23, 2011