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booblightenment 

The state of being when one has touched enough boobs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.
"What happened to the universe?

"Haven't you heard? Alex reached booblightenment."

"Wow. That sucks. I just started to enjoy living, too."

"I guess we shouldn't have brought him to that party...or that funeral...or that bar-mitzvah..."

"Or that daycare center."
Related Words

boobilistic 

Ryan: OMG! That girl made me go boobilistic!
John: I know her boobs were the best!
boobilistic by Ryan Blandin January 24, 2007

Booblight 

An alluring accessory used by a human female in an attempt to get men to blow all of their cash on buying her drinks. This controversial tactic has led to many bars outlawing the lights and removing women from facilities for their use.
Dude, I thought I was all tough and cool sitting alone at the bar with my Tri-Force tattoo, but then this girl showed up with booblights and now my wallet is empty.
Booblight by firts girl March 23, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026