Brobligations 

One's obligations to his bro. Tied directly into loyalty and the unwritten rules concerning bro conduct.

Joe gravely failed to follow his brobligations when he simultaneously stole his friend's girl and acted as though nothing had happened.

Brobligations by Sir Thaddeus March 11, 2010

Blobligations 

Obligations to an overweight person.

Well, I'd like to go out with you guys later but I've got blobligations with the wife tonight.

Blobligations by Cool Endzo December 6, 2010

Brobligation 

A combination of the words "bro," and "obligation," used in such a manner to mean that it is a "bro's obligation."

Come on man, Jerry just got dumped. You know it's our brobligation to make him forget this night by giving him excessive amounts of alcohol, and/or taking him to the strip club!

Brobligation by Orphan Stomper September 9, 2010

brobligation 

Portmonteau of "Bro" and "Obligation". If you are bros with someone, no matter how shitty his band is or how mind-numbing his poetry is, you are obligated to be his number one fan. Or, you know, decide to take some time off from each other while you consider new bros that might be a better match for each of you.

"Dude, you read my book yet?"
"Naw man, haven't had the time."
"You got to make the time dogg. You've got a brobligation to fulfill!"

brobligation by Karl Denning IIIthousand April 7, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004