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brobligation 

Portmonteau of "Bro" and "Obligation". If you are bros with someone, no matter how shitty his band is or how mind-numbing his poetry is, you are obligated to be his number one fan. Or, you know, decide to take some time off from each other while you consider new bros that might be a better match for each of you.
"Dude, you read my book yet?"
"Naw man, haven't had the time."
"You got to make the time dogg. You've got a brobligation to fulfill!"

Blobligations 

Obligations to an overweight person.
Well, I'd like to go out with you guys later but I've got blobligations with the wife tonight.
Blobligations by Cool Endzo December 6, 2010

brobalization

The globalization of broism....essentially this is what happens when bros from bro hotspots (e.g., frats, gyms, bars, beach, etc.) transplant themselves into non-traditional environments (e.g., southeast asia) and create intense excitement around their broish ways. Locals then imitate the broscity and years later aforementioned bros return to said locations to find that everyone's rockin' their steez.
brobalization is like when kenny powers went back to his roots....

or when charlie sheen did china...
brobalization by dave g6 August 12, 2011

Brobligations 

One's obligations to his bro. Tied directly into loyalty and the unwritten rules concerning bro conduct.
Joe gravely failed to follow his brobligations when he simultaneously stole his friend's girl and acted as though nothing had happened.
Brobligations by Sir Thaddeus March 11, 2010

blogligation 

The feeling of obligation to post to one's blog.
I feel a blogligation to post SOMETHING this week!
blogligation by Scotty R January 31, 2008

Probligational 

A confrontational problem or problematic confrontation

when running into one of these situations and gasoline is involved it can also lead to conflagration.
1. Things got Probligational when his mom walked in with a frying pan.

2. Molly-Jean avoided probligational encounters in town by raising yet another one of her cousin sons as a brother.

3. Probligation broke out when he realized after eating that he forgot his wallet.

4. The probligator climbed out of the ferris wheel with a gun...
Probligational by Queen Donna September 23, 2011