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She is so bontke
bontke by TrinBontke July 12, 2016
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She is a sweet, loving girl but at the same time doesn't take shit from nobody!!!
Bro you such a Bontle
Bontle by Come here June 11, 2018

bitches be bonkers 

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018

bontkraagje 

Een tiener met een jas met bontkraag, vaak gepaard met een Gucci petje en / of tasje (je kent ze wel). Praten vaak met marokkaans accent, ongeacht de daadwerkelijke afkomst. Vaak niet opgevoed, vervelend en luidruchtig. Vaak hebben ze het (waan)idee dat ze gangsta zijn, zichzelf vergelijkend met de straat gangs uit Amerika (zoals de Crips).

Ook kan je ze herkennen aan hun kleurrijke vocabulair met uitspraken als:
- Je kanker moeder
- Ik heb schijt vriend
- Wollah
- Dit is niet mijn winkel vriend
- Ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder
- A sahbi kom rwina zetten
- Deze zwembad is omin koud mattie

Belangrijk is het expres verkeerd gebruiken van 'die / dat / dit / deze'.

Het bontkraagje is vaak te vinden in achterstandswijken of winkelcentra.
1: "Is het een goede buurt of valt het tegen?"
2: "De buurt is best oke, alleen wel veel bontkraagjes man"
1: "Oh, dat is vervelend..."
bontkraagje by Herbolife March 2, 2016

Bonke Monke 

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.
Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.
Bonke Monke by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

bontensmanager 

Bontensmanager is basically a god who has the most correct opinions on everything. They always devour.
Do you know bontensmanager? Of fucking course.😁
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
bontensmanager by 👹👹👹👹 November 13, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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