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when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk
dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.
bonkered by charlie brooks January 2, 2008
Is the moment the person/thing goes bonkers or mad/crazy.
Sometimes it takes two bonkered people to make a normal relationship.
Bonkered by CoozieQ February 3, 2017

Bonkered of the yoinky 

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances
Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!
Bonkered of the yoinky by TheDigster February 21, 2025

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

Bunkered 

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.
While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.
Bunkered by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

bonkerdom 

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.
My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.
bonkerdom by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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